swag

Occasionally, I get some cool swag from the movie studios. I knew I had accumulated a stack of crap over the summer, and Holly kept telling me to come by and pick it up. There were three things, two sorta cool, the other awesome.

Sorta Cool Thing No. 1: A box of "Flakies" with the Will Ferrell and Jon Heder in character from Blades of Glory on the boxfront. Yes, there is real cereal in the box. No, I don't know what kind it is.

Sorta Cool Thing No. 2: A Disturbia "Home Incarceration Survival Kit," which contained:
1) pair of cheap binoculars
2) a Red Bull
3) a stale, squashed Twinkie (though sadly, it was not the elusive chocolate Twinkie)
4) some sort of red light with an ankle band. I know what it's supposed to be, but kinda dumb.

Awesome Thing:



















This thing is like a foot freaking tall, makes all kinds of noises and retails for like $60. He's now standing on my desk at work next to Master Chief and framed on either side by my Metallica skulls.

Also, he took like 20 fucking minutes to transform into the truck the first time. Not intuitive like the old Prime.

Abandon all hope, ye who enter.